Seems like over the last week I've been having some real issues concerning the ability to "dress myself" for work. You guys remember the slipper incident? The husband is threatening to label my stuff and put up stickers to remind me to "change shoes, put in teeth etc." Recently, instead of misting my hair with "Infusium" conditioner (wonderful stuff) & water I used "Downy Wrinkle Free". Now I'm sure some of you are thinking "she really needs to be housed away from the general public for her own safety and ours." That's really not the case.
I'm having sleep issues, husband has been waking me up off and on for the last 5 nights. No, its not for a good time either, which I wouldn't mind nor care if it cause me to be boogered up in the morning. No, this is "choo-choo" train snoring. You know "puff, puff, puff...snarful...puff, puff, puff snork". We also have "snarking and gargling". 2 times he woke up, snatched my pillow right out from under my head, rolled over and gone back to sleep. Now I'm UP! Its' 3a the alarm goes off at 530a and I'm laying there totally pissed! I mean visions of snatching my pillow back holding it over his head...well you know. "Why doesn't she just get up & go to another room?" Because I'm bull-headed! This is my bedroom too. So, eventually I get up, turn on coffee and head to smoke. He gets up around 545a all "happy" & says "what you doin' up? Baby." Its OK, think .... I just tell him he was "sleeping" really good. I snore too. He says I snore on my back, my stomach, my side. He says my mouth drops open and I sound like the horn on the Titanic when she was sinking. He says when he comes to bed he has to turn the TV up to hear it. He also says when I wake him up because he's so loud "I wasn't even asleep". Near as I can tell one of us MUST be lying and I'm the one awake this week. See, I'm really not heading towards "old timers" disease its actually sleep deprivation. Tonight? I'm bringing duck tape to bed! I'll let you guys figure out the rest.
1 more thing:
I've been trying to download Cinco Da' Mayo party pics to use on my post. Got all boogered up, I don't know where they are. I clicked something then "Poof" couldn't find them. Thank goodness I forgot to click the "delete" when download complete box. Then I got flustered with my post. I thought it sounded "stupid" so I set it as a draft to work on later. "Poof" I can't find it now either. Right now they are out there in cyberspace waiting for just the right moment......
Catching Up
2 years ago
5 comments:
I beat the shit out of hubs all night for snoring. Problem is now he is starting to whack me and i'm losing out on sleep. It was ok when his snoring was waking me up but now he says my snoring is waking him up. Jeesh!
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My hubby sounds like he's cutting down a forest...all at once. Then he has the nerve to tell me I have a delicate snore. What a complete and freakin' jackass!
I haven't slept well in around ten months. It wears on you, I know..
By the way, how'd that Downey work out for ya?? Believe it or not, I used to have a client who would only come into the shop to have her hair braided. It hung down to the back of her knees. She never used conditioner, but would use watered down liquid Downey instead..
Well, not so bad & it smelled pretty good all day too!LOL This was Downey wrinkle free & since I have whats left of a perm I was teased about "taking the wrinkles out".
Lol on the Downey. I love that stuff b/c ironing sucks.
The snoring men, its universal. I don't care what they say about US snoring - you NEVER see them up in the middle of the night. I do the shimmy in bed trying to move it enough for him to turn over. If that doesn't work, I tell him to be quiet. Between him and my 4 1/2 year old who has taken to calling out for me in the middle of the night, my sleep is sorely lacking. I feel your pain.
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