Did you not hear my words?!

I'm sitting here with my 2nd vodka/grapefruit wondering "why in the hell" no one heard my words today. Had a 2p to get my tit squeezed. At 230p I was told the Dr. screwed up the orders and the lady that does the tit-squeezing had to leave at 215p. The tit-receptionist kept trying to re-schedule my appt. AFTER I told her 3 times I would call to re-schedule later. I went to Waldog to pick up a blender for son & told the cashier I needed cash back, even put $ amount in card machine. She forgot 2 times and said she would "void" the sale & start again, forget it, I sleep with my banker. Then off to Publix got thru the candy section with relative ease, take my purchases to the register. "Paper or Plastic? Paper, please Thank you. Guess what I came out with 15 plastic sacks with 1 item each!!! Did no one hear my words today?

Told hubby I was updating blog. "Please tell them I've been good on my 2 extra days off." OK he's been good. Laundry (5 loads) done, coffee made every night, washed my truck, deposited my paycheck and cut the front and back yard. Yeah, he's been very good. I could ask for sex but the way my day has been going.....he probably won't hear my words!