Which do you prefer? Boxers or briefs? I love men in boxers. The husband wears boxer type briefs because he doesn't like the "boys" swinging free. Its his way of a compromise. I think boxers are sexy and allow easy access to areas that can be made inaccessible by briefs.
My dad, both brothers and several of our friends prefer none. How do I know that? Well, my mom told me about my dad....yeah I know, it just slipped out one day and I laughed like hell and said "well, that's a visual I could have done without." I asked both my brothers, because that's what big sisters do and through various "gutter" conversations, usually fueled by the demon alcohol, found out about various friends and neighbors.
This whole boxer/brief thing came about when we were watching the Drew Carey game show "Power of Ten". The question had something to do with the percentage of women who prefer boxer/brief. I made mention that men are sexier, etc in boxers. Husband got offended. Since he wears the "compromise" drawers (boxer type briefs) he thought I meant he wasn't sexy in his drawers. But, who is really sexy in their underwear? Anyways I tried to explain it wasn't entirely "how the packaged looked but what was in it" that was also a determining factor. That didn't work. Then he starts with the 20 questions.
Q: How many men have you seen in their underwear?
A: A lot (he raises an eyebrow, like I was the virgin Mary when we met.)
Q: How do you know who wears what?
A: I ask
Q: You just go up to some guy and say "what kind of underwear do you wear?"
A: If I know them I would.
Q: Why would you ask?
A: Curious, and sometimes its funny as shit! I mean did you know (boss at husband office) wears boxers?
Q: (totally shocked)HOW DO YOU KNOW? And please tell me you didn't ask.
A: His wife told me.
Q: Did you ask her?
A: Duh, No, we were talking about how tight this Lady's' dress was and the conversation went down hill from there...yep, slide right into the gutter! (made a sliding hand motion)
Q: When was this?
A: Christmas party last year. Who else you want to know about?
Q: Nobody I work with! Would you ask someone you didn't know?
A: Depends on who, like I wouldn't ask the president of where you work, but I would probably ask President Bush, just to confirm my suspicions.
Finally, I said "you should wear boxers on the weekend, just for me."
Then in only a redeeming quality a husband can have he says "I don't ask you to wear a thong."
Me: Do YOU like them? (he has never mentioned this and up until that moment I was glad)
Him: I might
Me: Well, I guess I could wear one every once in a while. (The whole time I'm think ewwww an all day wedgie!)
Him: No, I wouldn't do that to you. I just wanted to see if you would compromise. Besides I wouldn't want to have to wash, dry and fold them. You can't really fold them. (he demonstrates holding his hands in the air trying to fold an invisible pair)
God bless him a man that won't ask me to wear a thong, not because he doesn't like them but because you can't FOLD them!!!
So back to the original question... Boxers, briefs or none at all?
Just curious.
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