Chocolate and water?

Wednesday night I went for pizza and beer with my neighbor. We were gone about an hour. Husband was finishing his golf game (since its light til almost 9 now) so he wasn't home either.
We bought new phones and I never changed the factory set voice on the answering machine..just lazy. Well while were gone we had 3 hang up calls and one voice mail..if you could call it that.

VM#1-3 - Loud racket, background noise, hang up.

VM#4 - "Mommy, that damn man is answering g-moms phone again!" The phone slams down.

Call daughter, "did you call?"

"No, 5 did."

"Whats the matter?"

"You bought him chocolate for his milk and I ran out of milk so he wanted to mix the chocolate with water and I wouldn't let him. He decided to call you because you would let him but every time he called your machine picked up and it pissed him off because some "damn man" was answering your phone."

"Oh, sorry, does he still need me?"

"No, he's over it now."

I told husband about it, after we got tickled with the "damn man" thing he said
"G-mom, that's just nasty you wouldn't have let him do it."

"Why not?"

"Because its nasty, it would make him sick."

"No, it wouldn't and every kid has to try the chocolate/water thing growing up, its a right of passage to try new stuff that turns out nasty."

"Your weird, and no, I didn't do that."

"Well I did and its nasty, that's why you don't like to try new things, you never did "cool stuff" growing up."

"No, that just means I have more sense than you do."

"No, that just means YOUR chicken shit and I'm not!"