So if anyone really gives a sh1t here are 46 things about me that you didn't know or even care to know. I'm very tired tonight so I need a filler. Thank you
Sh1tsandgiggles.
1. Do you like blue cheese? As long as its not moldy blue, then you just cut that piece off.
2. Where do you work? An Insulation company
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, rubberbands are still 1000 for $2.00 at the Waldog
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? What flavor is Vodka?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor's appointments? Nope, I figure he should be the nervous one.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Parts is parts
7. Favorite Christmas movie? Its' a Wonderful Life...until the bills start coming in.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Coffeee, Coffeeeeeeeeee!
9. Can you do pushups? Sure, you just push the little stick and orange ice cream lands right in your mouth or on the dog depending on how hard you push.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My Timex watch, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking, unlike some other thing in my house that usually falls asleep afterward.
11. Favorite hobby? Fishing and catching
12. Do you have A.D.D.? Absolute debit denial? Yes.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? You will have to ask the "nazi" at work, she has a list about me
14. Middle name? Carol
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. 1- KHeather is such a cheese ball for starting this.
2. It's ONLY 730p! 3-If I eat another orange I will get rid of the fatty ice cream I just ate in the morning.
16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: I bought the love of 3 g-kids by spending $188. at Walmart on them....LOL
17. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Vodka/grapefruit, coffee and water
18. Current worry: Whether or not I can talk husband into going to the store to get me cigarettes
19. Current hate right now? That husband said No, he wasn't going to the store tonight!Jackass
20. Favorite place to be? On a fishing boat in the ocean with beer, bait and husband
21. Where would you like to go? To the bathroom, I so had to pee when I started this!
22. Name three people who will complete this? Me, myself and I (we're a great group)
23. Color of polish on toenails? RED!
24. What shirt are you wearing? Cream with beige swirly flowers. Makes me look skinny
25. What year would you go back in time to? 1957, I'd like to see what my mom was bitching about when she said she had a "hard labor" with me.
26. Can you whistle? Only when my partials aren't in right and they slip when I'm talking
27. Favorite color? RED
28. Would you be a pirate? Oh hell yeah...as long as Johnny Depp was the Captain...
29. Favorite girl's name? Katie Keenan
30. Favorite boy's name? Boone
31. What store would you like to have a no limit shopping spree in? LOWES!!!!! LOWES!!!
32. What's in your pocket right now? A paper clip...Oh shit! Now the nazi's gonna get me for stealing!
33. Last thing that made you laugh? G-son
34. Best Halloween costume? I dress as a witch or Pippi Longstocking
35. Worst injury you've ever had? Ruptured disc! Told husband to get rid of that basket over the bed! Jackass
36. Favorite thing to do on Saturdays? Sex
37. How many TVs do you have in your house? 4
38. Who is your loudest friend? Me (I have quiet low-key friends! Yes, I really do. They are called "nice people"
39. How many dogs do you have? 2 but don't let them know. They think they are children
40. Does someone have a crush on you? My cat Styx he loooovvvvveeeeesssss me
41. What is your favorite book(s)? Murder, mayhem
42. What is your favorite candy? Good-n-Plenty...Choo Charlie say "love my good n plenty, choo-choo Charlie says really rings my bell"
43. Favorite Sports Team? Whoever is "running from the bulls"
44. Your favorite meal? Ribs! BBQ ribs, Ribs-n-Sauerkraut
45. What were you doing 12 Am last night? Peeing...dammit now I really have to go!!!
46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up ? Where is husband with my coffee?
And in closing...please feel free to just say "oh, shit, not more of this crap" and read another post. LOL
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3 comments:
I love stuff like this.. Your cracked me up!
I meant "yours" not "your."
This was too funny...but then again..I think you always are...you keep me laughing.
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