Went to the mail yesterday and my folks had sent me a T-shirt that says:
Mommy knows a lot BUT Daddy Knows EVERYTHING! In my house if you want the truth or logic you call my dad. My husband is sweet and nice and considerate but someday if he's lucky enough he will be as smart as MY DAD! Now in his daughters eyes he is smarter than her husband, but not as smart as her Pop-pop. So I take the T out and put it on. Looks good.
G-daughter #1 calls: "G-mom what are you for Halloween"?
Me: "I'm a "daddy's girl".
And so the night went. Everyone cracked up at my "costume". I carved my pumpkin. Vodka & grapefruit juice and knives and pumpkin carving at 4:25p on Halloween can really mess you up. I tried to cut out a nose but then noticed it was too high. Dammit! So I made another hole, much better nose. Now what about the other hole? OOOO throw in and eyebrow and you now have a 3-eyed pumpkin!
One little Halloween funny: G-son was so excited he told his mommy: "Its' OK you don't have money, the candy is FREE!!!
THE PLUMBER:
On Halloween I decided that husband had too much to do to finish the kitchen, yard and birthday shop so I called the plumber to come install the new sink. Husband not happy. Too much money. In my mind, sink installed, kitchen done put stuff away yeah! Got your kitchen back. Maid comes on Friday, PARTY Saturday. Now that's a plan. A Curt "get over it" solved the attitude over too much $. The plumbers just left AND I got a new garbage disposal too! Since this was my birthday present I decided on a new disposal. Boy, when I step out of the box, I step big time! One little hitch. My sink drains don't match the faucets. Someone told me they had too. In my mind, feeble as it is of late, this made no sense. Husband loved it and bought matching drains. Well they didn't fit. The plumber said he could "go get" new ones to match but he would have to come back on Friday. Oh, hell no! Stainless steel matches everything. Put'em in. Another executive decisions.
And now for the pictures you all have been dying for...see I know how you think!
Guess who!
Pumpkin Cyclops
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3 comments:
I REALLY enjoyed talking on the phone with you today...its so nice to have a voice to go with the words I see all the time..I promise my voice will improve and I don't always sound like I am gargling gravel...these allergies are kicking my ass this year!!
You look absolutely GORGEOUS in that picture...you don't look your age at all...and let me say again...HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Hope to see you soon!!!
Ya, i heard about your phone conversation.............LOL
And yes, he did meet her in the phych ward.......
Pumpkin?
That is a, um, creepy pumpkin. Obviously carved under the influence ;-)
LOVE the sink!!
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