I'm Hot

I don't know about the rest of you guys but, I'm hot. I'm sweating so much I think I'm breast feeding again! The cat is hot,

Boo-boo acquired 2 months ago laying on garage floor in front of fan.

The dogs are hot:

< Munch in garage in front of fan


Katie she was laying in the dirt hole she dug cause she hates the garage.


The hole.

Its 825pm its still 96. This is the Sun that I managed to snap when the only cloud of the day came by:


I'm HOOOOOT! I go to work in shorts and a sleeveless shirt. I know I'm lucky...very lucky. Its' 630a the temp is 75 when I leave for work. I think of all the things I need/want to do when I get home. I pop out of my BLACK 4x4 leave the windows 1/2 way down and walk into A/C. At 3pm when I leave, 2 min. in my truck makes me decide I really need a nap. I'm HOOOT!
It isn't even August yet and I'm HOOOT! Husband bitches cause I turn the A/C up to 76 during the day but, at bedtime that bad boy is down on 68! I told him I'm HOOOT! It's too "cold" for him.
I lost 45lbs. He had heat for the 1st time in 23 yrs. last winter when the temp went to 25. I know, no bitchin'. Some of you guys froze your a$$ off last winter. For the 1st time I was cold. Well, now I'm hoooot!
My bra is off 1 second after I walk through the door after work. I guzzle 2-3 bottles of water. My underwear is permanently wedged in the crack of my ass! My deodorant vacated within the first 2 min. of being in the truck. I don't light cigarettes anymore, I just hold the tip to the hood of my truck.

My hair has the "wet look" permanently. The oily "T-zone" I had at 15 is back with a vengeance!! I no longer put mascara on my lashes, I just run a smudge under my eyes in the morning. I buy "Vagisil" in large quantities. I'm scared I'll get a "heat rash" and do the "happy dance" all throughout the day.

I love the south but, hate summer! I loooong for the cool breezes of fall and the 30 degrees in the winter! I love stews and soups and casseroles. My husband loves steaks, ribs and chicken on the grill. I love feeling the wind rush through my hair, he loves cutting the grass and drinking an ICE cold beer. I love Kahlua in my coffee at Christmas. He still loves Ice cold beer in his coozy. I've always said I wanted a "Dolly Parton" Christmas....big tits and a cabin in the mountains. Hes' all about Don Ho!!! LOL
So, I'm going to take my clothes off, turn the A/C to 68 and sit in my recliner and watch "It's a Wonderful Life"...I'm Hoooot!