Tag I'm it!!! Hot Damn

I've been TAGGED. I'm it!!! Weatherchazer tagged me!!!


I hate people doing things just because "that's the way they have always been done".
Bi-polar absolutely will not make things easier at the office on herself and everyone else just by changing the way certain reports etc. are done and when. Instead she does them the same way they have been done since 1960 and refuses to change anything. Even when I'm not the one to suggest a different route she refuses. We've all decided its a control thing with her. I've boogered up one or two things trying to do them diferently at home and at work but, at least I tried.

I don't trust people easily. I have had secrets exposed, boyfriend stolen (by my best friend no less), rumors started because someone thought they had something right & it was wrong.

I fart when I'm extremely nervous. SBD's with the occasional bronker. I had to testify in court against a former employee and my testimony was crucial. Well, I got on the stand and one rolled right up the back of my panty hose and cracked off right there sitting next to the judge. I was so shocked I just turned and looked at him like he did it and wrinkled my nose. I also farted a pea once. Farts are the funniest things I have ever known. Babies love farts. You can always blame the dog or I usually blame my husband and the grand kids back me up. Why? "They tell him grandma never farts".


I can't argue with Weatherchazer about telling people "NO". I'm the same way. I will get myself in such a bind then pray they will change their mind, not go, get someone else. But, If I get snagged because of my own dumb ass I am right there in the middle of everything and I'm usually having a good time.

As you guys might have guessed, I adore my husband. I met my husband in the psych ward of a so. Fla. hospital. I'll let you guys decide if I was a patient. LOL He is my sane side. He's a little (lot) conservative. He gives me the balance I need.
Like when he said I definitely could not go to work as a "bomber" for the roller derby. I was totally pissed about him trying to "run" my life. But, I'm almost 50 (this year) and I have my teeth, and have never broken another bone in my body after I was 6 months old.

I wanted to go to school to be a Funeral Director and even worked in a funeral home to learn the trade. My ultimate dream was to be a Forensic Pathologist. I don't believe death is a final stage. I believe we have many things to do in our lives and when we crossover we come back and learn another life lesson.
If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to come back as a "love bug". They are born having sex and die having sex. I think sex is a great extracurricular activity. God was certainly in a good mood that day!!! LOL

I'm totally looking forward to getting "old". I can't wait to turn 50. I want to wear big brooches and dangly earrings with short shorts and t-shirt and go to the grocery. I want to travel and get the senior citizen discount and get all "gushy" when they ask for my ID to prove I'm old enough. I want to drive my car at 95 yrs old and have the police call my daughter because I'm driving the circle in the neighborhood, again, and acting like its a self made roller coaster ride. I want long grey hair down to my butt.(its' getting there)I want my great-grandchildren to think I'm as "totally cool" as my grandchildren do. But most of all I want to make sure I die before my kids, grand kids and husband because I don't think I could live without any of them at any time.

So here are 7 little things about me that you guys wish you never knew. I would Tag someone but Weatherchazer is a "tag hog" and daughter threatened to kill me. But, thank you, thank you Weatherchazer. That was fun.