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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Checkin' in with flamin' boobs!

Surgery went well, despite being three hours later than what it was suppose to be. I now walk around with my hands holding up my boobs 'cause I can't put a bra on. Which should be a good thing, but because they are swollen they are heavy which pulls on the bandages which makes me take another percocet. Vicious circle. Am I whining? I have a pretty high pain threshold but dammit this hurts. Percocet constipates you so I haven't had a shit in 3 days because you can't "help" it along cause it hurts your boobs. When I finally do take a shit and wear a bra again I will appreciate both a lot more. You never know how all your body parts are connected until one goes bad. I will get test results back mid next week and hopefully that will be the end of the boob saga. I wanted to go into work tomorrow but I've been out voted. Sitting in the house is driving me insane. TV sucks. I actually dozed through a "Judging Amy" mini-marathon today. I took a shower last night, poor husband had to help wash my hair cause I'm left handed and that side had the largest cyst so I can't lift my arm up and I was trying to hold my boobs up with my right hand. How funny a visual is that! LOL He is being really good. He checks on me, brings me "blue juice", (blue Powerade, my fave), The 1st day home he had to help me to the potty about a dozen times, I handled everything else but you can't pull your moo-moo up and hold your boobs at the same time. I've only had 1 pain pill today. Seems mornings are the worst the swelling tends to go down a little during the day which helps with the pain.



My left boob looks like it was beaten with a stick. I looked in the mirror and wow black, blue and green are definately NOT my colors! I've written enough for now, I'm kinda leaning forward on the desk trying to type with 1 hand and hold my boobs with the other. But daughter told me to do a post so everyone knew I was alive.

Thanks to everyone who thought about me and checked with the daughter on my progress.

3 comments:

G-mom said...

Oh Hell no. You mean I missed a "Judging Amy" marathon on TV today?

Man, I miss that show!

Kat_womanx2 said...

I'm sorry you had to go through all that, but glad you are feeling better. Hopefully the results will all come back good and you can begin moving forward again.

I'm another one that lets my doc take care of that with the "annual"...after reading what you went through, and knowing my history gets worse every year for coming down with things at a young age...I'm sure I'll be checking more often now.

Get plenty of rest and hoping you have a speedy recovery...
Wendy

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to hear all went well. And definitely take some time to relax, omg - you wanted to go back to work??!

And YEAH for percocet!