50th Birthday

Ok peoples, I will turn 50 on November 2nd this year. I want to do something totally cool, fun, different, exciting. I've got some ideas:

Maybe a party with a big buffet and lots of music.

A trip some place fun like Costa Rica & go fishing.

OOOOO if I had the money I would take a cruise to Alaska.

I would like to swim 1 time with the "Polar Bear Club".

I would like go to a nudist beach. But husband has turned that completely down, along with the "you are f^&& crazy if you think I'm swimming in 20 below weather just to say I did it".

White water rafting would be fun too.

Skiing in Colorado....OOO now that would be awesome. But again husband says "As clumsy as he is thats all he would need is a broken arm, leg, etc."

Daughter said "you don't want a party ma, who's gonna clean up the mess the next morning?" I said something about "birthday present" and she said "Oh hell no! I'm not cleaning up after a bunch of drunks I do that at my own house!" LOL
Husband says we should take a really nice trip in 5th wheel (camper).
Which yes that would be fun. But this is my 50th! I don't want to blow it and "wish" I had done something different than what I decided.

I have plenty of time to think about it. But I'm really leaning towards party AND a camping trip!! I WANT IT ALL!! My birthday is also on a FRIDAY! I mean the stars are so totally lining up!

I have asked several other friends how they celebrated their 50th. Get this...
We went dinner, where? I don't know, where did we go?
Uh I don't think we did anything, did we honey?
Bought a Stereo, TV etc.

See I just have to have a really cool answer when one of my friends asks what I did for my 50th! I want to say something like:

OOOOO, we went on a this awesome Cruise to Alaska. When we got back we flew directly to Colorado for a few days to ski. Poor husband broke his arm so he couldn't go with me on Monday when I went for a quick swim with the Polar Bear Club. I caught a terrible cold thats when we decided it was time for some warm weather. We flew to Costa Rica to do some fishing and a little white water rafting. While there bandits robed us of every penny we had and we were found wandering the beach naked. (See Nudist beach)Husband got bitchy cause his arm hurt and he had a rash from getting sand on his "parts". We had to borrow some money and finally got to fly home. We get in about 930p tired and exhausted on Friday. We pull into the drive way stumble into the house. I slammed into the 1/2 open laundry room door and busted my lip. Then some jackass jumps out in front of us and screams something in my face, we are blinded by a gazillion flashes of light, some f*kr is playing "Disco inferno" on the stereo and the dog is eating off the buffett table.

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!