Heading to Busch Gardens today...gonna stay in a really nice hotel....gonna ride the rides, eat too much shit, drink to many beers and bitch about the fat cells I created while gone, I'm gonna bring a really sexy nighty and beg for sex every night!
Yep, I'm a going bye-bye and looking forward to it. Wish me luck on accomplishing everything I want to do, including the begging part!
I am "borrowing" from Burgs' post about 6 quirky things about myself. The husband says I'm weird, anal retentive, menopausal, whatever it may be I like the word QUIRKY!
1) I can't stand people, adults or children who spit! Its' nasty, unsanitary and just plain gross. I have been known to slap people in the back of the head when they spit. When my son's friends were younger and they spit in front of me I would promptly and efficiently smack them in the back of the head. Even as adults and they forget...they automatically duck!
2) I hate people in the kitchen with me. You know the "what can I do to help?" people. Totally useless in my opinion. To be polite I always give them something like getting the silverware out or plates. But I secretly wish they would go away and play someplace else.
3) I don't like disorganization. Period! Make notes, keep a schedule do something but don't ask me to keep remembering everything for you! My boss is very good at being disorganized.
4) I hate to shop for shoes, clothing or going to the mall. I don't even need to discuss my reasons. Its just boring and crowded.
5) People who will not drive! They step on the brake every few feet, they refuse to use a blinker, they cruise along in 50mph traffic at 25 because they are looking for an address or they are talking on their cell. They ride in the passing lane on the highway doing 65 because 70 is "too fast" in their opinion. I'm not a road rage kind of driver, I'm more a "well holy shit what did I do to deserve this" kind of driver.
I want to go where I'm going, get there in one piece and wished you would do the same! If you have more to do other than drive your car, pull over, write it down, look it up, phone a friend whatever just stop doing everything but driving!
6) Religion....Yes, I believe in God. Let it alone after I generously answer your "do you believe in God" question then start on a diatribe of why I'm going to hell for not being a member of your church. Religion is a personal thing and frankly there are quite a few "Christians" that I wouldn't let near or in my house.
Well, now that I have alienated half the population, I guess I'm done.
