Freeze Tag

We are back and I have so much to fill you in on. Like the incident at El Cheapo gas station, the incident at the rest area with the trucker and his 3 little dogs....that was an ugly one!

But, right now i'm "IT" in Freeze Tag. I loved this game as a child even though we didn't have any chinese to play with.

1. I believe rules are meant to be broken.

2. Being politically correct is Bullshit.

3. Husbands BBQ Ribs are the best food I have ever put in my mouth.

4. I love to salt water fish.

5. I can't sing and I can't dance but, I do both "Out Loud, anywhere". (you may have seen me in Publix)

6. I believe somethings are not meant to be forgiven.

7. I laugh hysterically & uncontrollably if someone falls down/off something. Sorry.

8. I play with my g-kids in the rain and mud.

9. I can be very stubborn when I believe in something.

10. I sleep with my banker.


OK kiddies, I'll blog more on Tues. I'm suppose to be working right now.

Trying to leave..

We are up, we are packed, I'm ready to leave. The husband has had his coffee and newspaper, still waiting on the other. Therefore we wait! I suggest he walk around a little. How about some deep knee bends? Want a glass of juice? For gods sake come on! I'm ready to go! Legs are shaved all smooth, fishing poles are screaming for bait and some salt air. Come on!! Uh oh he's headed down the hall is it time? Jeez honey, don't shave you're on vacation! Hurry up lets gooooo. I'm told I can't "rush" these things, just give him a minute. I could get the soldiers out of Iraq faster than he can take his constitutional. He has promised a leave time of 930a at the latest...please pray for me. Dammit I'm on vacation! Let's GO!!!

KISS my ASS I'm on VACATION!!!!

OOO Been to the grocery. Bought Vodka, grapefruit juice settled for 2 bottles thought 4 would be better but opted for a 12 pack Coors lite and 2 6-packs of Mudslides. Fair trade if you ask me! Packed the camper now I'm too tired to pack my clothes. Think I'll go naked! Well husband didn't approve. Consented to no bra even with STS, damn man.
Did I mention we were camping with my folks? Explains the liquor huh?

I love them dearly and being the oldest AND only girl I am the apple and thorn of my fathers' eye. My dad will cross boudaries that my husband dare not cross. My mother is my daughter or my daughter is my mother either way I manage. My dad was born stepping out of the box with his Irish temperment. My mom with her Hungarian temperment was born in it. Husband is irish/german, our marriage is like Cyndi Lauper & Robert Young. (If you don't know either Google them)

BLOG UPDATE:
All day long I think of these wonderful things to write. Then I come home and get "keyboard fright." Daughter added pics for me. Bitched the whole time about what a "pain in the ass" I was but, she would "help" me 'cause I'm new at this. Sounded just like g-daughter #1. Hmmm. I also had another comment. Thank you! I love people who don't follow rules.

I'll be back soon and get daughter to add more pics...pleeeease! I have no shame so all shall be written.

Getting ready

We're getting ready to go camping. A glorious week of fishing, drinking and fishing again. Its hard to go to work when you know your leaving for vacation in 48hrs. You just want to get up and yell "Kiss my ass I'm going on vacation."
First theres "the list". Now my husband goes over "the list' and questions everything. Why do we need...? How come your bringing...? My all time favorite? Where am I gonna put this? Please! Let me tell you.
Then its the trip to the grocery. Since I get off work early that is always my job. Occasionally I'll take husband so he can enjoy it too. Sat. I took him & #1 g-daughter, 13. Good Lord! First they wander around under the cart, around the cart. Are we done yet? What else do we need? No, don't buy that now wait till its closer to us leaving. Now that statement gets me. Why? We're leaving Wed. which means again I am at the grocery on Tuesday AFTER work. I get off early you know Oh, and don't forget the beer.
I really should'nt complain. He packs very well, then he repacks so its better. I'm a "shove it in there and lets go" kinda person. We don't fight or argue when were getting ready to leave. We have "camper sex".
F*&^ you grammice you do it. F%$^ you husband I would but you have it all boogered up and only you can figure it out. When Wed. arrives we will be smiling and all excited. But, we can't leave until husband has his coffee, newspaper and shit. Me? Just shove it in there and lets go!!!

OOOO I gotta blog! Now what?

Never had a blog. Daughter has a blog that I anxiously read everyday and bitch when she misses a day. Not sure what to write and I'll probably be the worst one for keeping it regular. I'm a little nervous. Is this normal? Am I normal? Do happily married grandmoms write blogs? Why? Why not? I'm 49 yrs. old, married, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 kids, 31 has 4 children and a blog, 29 has a girlfriend and a crazy cat named cheddar. I work with a lunatic that my family calls "bi-polar". I drive a 4x4 Dodge diesel & we pull a 5th wheel. Should make for some interesting topics. But, I'm sitting here thinking why would anyone read this! Will it get better? I've read other blogs...some are politically correct, I'm not, some are religious, I'm not, some are egotisical, I'm not..yet but, I gotta Blog so now I'm getting there! Cut me some slack, check in every once in a while and see if I've done anything worth reading about.